Is Your Miffin Buttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Haha that was a funny quote from mean girls, but we have other versions of our own like:
"Is your orange chicken tangy? Would you like us to assign someone to tang you chicken?".
"Is your curry seasoned? Would you like us to assign someone to season your curry?".
"Is your popcorn salted? Would you like us to assign someone to salt your popcorn?".
And many more. :]