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Monday, November 8, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I just cant stand some people..
So, Dani is back in Cali!!!
and i went to visit my wonderfulfunderful friends at the mall :) we walked around alotsa stores and ended up just being loun and obnoxious. as always! and whenever we OLR girls gather, we gossip like no ones listenin.
auctually it was just me crissy and aVee. but there was ALOT of things and people to talk about! :)
ihate people how act all sexual... WHEN THEYRE 5.
a few days ago, i was at the mall. my cousin was trying on shoes and i was just sitting patiently in a chair. the this like 5 year old boy was going on about how he slapped this 20 year old's ass. maybe he did! i really dont know but i know that ITS WRONG.
if i were pedo bear, i would approve! but im not so, little boys, slapping ass' is a no no.
and if you dont take my advice, 5 yr olds, pedo bear will come to your house, kidnap you, and rape you in his van. consider yourself warned..
ugly girl: hey!
me:gotta take a shower
ugly girl: but you just took one...
me:we should both take showers.
me: NOT TOGETHER.
hint hint, wink wink :)
and i went to visit my wonderfulfunderful friends at the mall :) we walked around alotsa stores and ended up just being loun and obnoxious. as always! and whenever we OLR girls gather, we gossip like no ones listenin.
auctually it was just me crissy and aVee. but there was ALOT of things and people to talk about! :)
ihate people how act all sexual... WHEN THEYRE 5.
a few days ago, i was at the mall. my cousin was trying on shoes and i was just sitting patiently in a chair. the this like 5 year old boy was going on about how he slapped this 20 year old's ass. maybe he did! i really dont know but i know that ITS WRONG.
if i were pedo bear, i would approve! but im not so, little boys, slapping ass' is a no no.
and if you dont take my advice, 5 yr olds, pedo bear will come to your house, kidnap you, and rape you in his van. consider yourself warned..
ugly girl: hey!
me:gotta take a shower
ugly girl: but you just took one...
me:we should both take showers.
me: NOT TOGETHER.
hint hint, wink wink :)
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Is Your Miffin Buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Haha that was a funny quote from mean girls, but we have other versions of our own like:
"Is your orange chicken tangy? Would you like us to assign someone to tang you chicken?".
"Is your curry seasoned? Would you like us to assign someone to season your curry?".
"Is your popcorn salted? Would you like us to assign someone to salt your popcorn?".
And many more. :]
"Is your orange chicken tangy? Would you like us to assign someone to tang you chicken?".
"Is your curry seasoned? Would you like us to assign someone to season your curry?".
"Is your popcorn salted? Would you like us to assign someone to salt your popcorn?".
And many more. :]
Friday, April 16, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
My Language
These is the way my friend and i communicate. Can you decipher it? Sorry for the smallishnessess. Just click it.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
DEAR ALL NON-ASIANS
1. We do not understand the words “ching chong”.
2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
3. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino etc.
4. We are not all communists. (( only north korean )) <—Rofl
5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring8. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
6. We don’t use THAT much M.S.G.
7. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
8. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
9. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
10. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
11. All Asian countries speak different languages.
12. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
13. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same.
14. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
15. Not all Asians are short.
16. Or skinny.
17. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
18. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.
19. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
20. Yeah we eat rice, and what?
21. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
22. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat chow mein” instead of chicken chow mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.
23. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.
24. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.
25. People from India are Asians too.
A-Fucking-MEN
-Julia
2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
3. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino etc.
4. We are not all communists. (( only north korean )) <—Rofl
5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring8. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
6. We don’t use THAT much M.S.G.
7. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
8. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
9. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
10. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
11. All Asian countries speak different languages.
12. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
13. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same.
14. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
15. Not all Asians are short.
16. Or skinny.
17. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
18. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.
19. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
20. Yeah we eat rice, and what?
21. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
22. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat chow mein” instead of chicken chow mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.
23. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.
24. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.
25. People from India are Asians too.
A-Fucking-MEN
-Julia
Saturday, March 13, 2010
PAC-MAN VS. CLOTTEY FIGHT
PAC-MAN WON!!!
I liked this fight, but it was totally not worth the $50 somethin dollars that we had to pay on DirectTV. CLOTTEY DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... LAME! But good fight anyway. -Julia
Thursday, March 11, 2010
MY side
welp, julian and julia shared their side of the story.. and now its my turn.
so, here's how it all went down. as people were reaching into my tiny bag for skittles, i soon realized that they had all been eaten. so as i ascended to discard of the plastic bag i ran into my cousin carrying two nacho bowls. we were talking from across the planter when all of a sudden, i was interrupted by a yelp. it was from julisa who had felt the wooshing of the orange before it had attacked megans stomach. after we had all realized what had happened, we burst into laughter. i assumed it was crystal then i heard someone say it was raymond. then jorell. Megan herself assumed that it was a baseball-style pitch from a fifth grader. but, NAY. it was a seagull. it had pelted megan with a dirty, half eaten orange; all in attempt to get her orange tropical skittle.
KILLER FRUIT & REVOLUTIONARY SEAGULLS
Today during recess, a very peculiar thing happened... MEGAN WAS ATTACKED BY A KILLER HALF-EATEN ORANGE!!! At first we all thought that someone had thrown it at her but soon we all realized that it was a SEAGULL that had thrown it. We were all cracking up so much that people probably thought we were crazy! And we were(: but the REAL crazy one was the seagull. Well Mr. Seagull, I think we all deserved that (and i said we ALL did but thank you for taking it out on Megan) for always feeding you guys our scraps from our lunches. I really do praise that seagull though. I know that I could never throw an orange at Megan's stomach so hard that she would upchuck her Rainbow Skittle. For that my dear Mr. Seagull, I salute you.
-Julia
Our typical day at recess
Julian: Hey! You better share those skittles with me!
Danielle: NO!
Julian: Pleeeease!
Danielle: Fine. -.-
Megan: How about me?
Danielle: Okay.
*Other people walk up and we start eating skittles*
Julian: You gave us the same combination of blue and orange. Yum, blue taze good.
Megan: AW! I ate both of them at the same time! I can't taste the flavors!
Julian and Danielle: AHAHAHAHA! *pause* AHAHAHAHA! *pause* AHAHAHAHA!
Julia: Damn , you guys laugh at the same time.
Danielle: Cuz were asian twins you biz-nitch!
*An orange falls down from the sky and hits Megan's stomach*
Everyone else: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Danielle: It was Crystal!
Julia: No! It was a sea gull that threw it at her!
Julian: AHHHHH! MEGAN GAVE BIRTH TO AN ORANGE!
THE END.
Danielle: NO!
Julian: Pleeeease!
Danielle: Fine. -.-
Megan: How about me?
Danielle: Okay.
*Other people walk up and we start eating skittles*
Julian: You gave us the same combination of blue and orange. Yum, blue taze good.
Megan: AW! I ate both of them at the same time! I can't taste the flavors!
Julian and Danielle: AHAHAHAHA! *pause* AHAHAHAHA! *pause* AHAHAHAHA!
Julia: Damn , you guys laugh at the same time.
Danielle: Cuz were asian twins you biz-nitch!
*An orange falls down from the sky and hits Megan's stomach*
Everyone else: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Danielle: It was Crystal!
Julia: No! It was a sea gull that threw it at her!
Julian: AHHHHH! MEGAN GAVE BIRTH TO AN ORANGE!
THE END.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Alice In Wonder Land Movie!
Alice in Wonderland is Coming out today people! Can't wait for it. This is our movie. 5 stars for this too. Alice in Wonderland PG a smoking caterpillar, scary situations, scary images and fantasy action violence. Yup it's rated PG because of a SMOKING CATERPILLAR. WOOSH!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
ANIME and MANGA
Well this is Kuroshitsuji. or, Black Butler. BY FAR BEST!!! it has action, comedy, mystery, romance, and such a HOT storyline!!! unfortunately, it ended with one of the best anime endings. those are rare!!! but a sequel is said to come out...
Monoshitsuji or shiroshitsuji!!! or, white butler!! it doesnt have the same characters. just same deal with a deamon butler
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alois
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claude
next week (lucky star!!!)
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
heh -.-
danielle: "Does anyone else smell poop?"
Julia: "umm kinda? i cant smell much rite now"
danielle: "I SMELL POOP"
julisa: "yeea! me too!!!
Julia: "umm kinda? i cant smell much rite now"
danielle: "I SMELL POOP"
julisa: "yeea! me too!!!
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Sorry Little Asian Lady
I have really bad habits of hitting little asian ladies with carts at the grocery store. I feel like i should say sorry to them and pet them on the head. Ahaha. I was at Costco today and some asian lady got mad at me because I hit her with the cart , and I was like "What are you gonna do , you're just a little asian lady. What about I throw all of my groceries at your face?" She ran away from me. I'm so mean to asian ladies. WOOOOSH. If I could pick an item to throw at her , it would be the rice mostdef.
~Julian
Friday, February 26, 2010
Guys and Sleepovers: Why do they happen?
Todays subject is...*suspense grows in the air, it's getting stronger, and stronger!!!... ecch they just looked at the banner...that's no fun* Well anyways, today's subject is... GUYS and SLEEPOVERS. A few minutes ago, I got a call from my guy friend who was at a SLEEPOVER. When i found that out, I was all like "WTF?!?!" I mean seriously, when girls have sleepovers it's cool but guys...???... not so much. What exactly do they do at guy sleepovers? Paint their nails and have pillow fights? I DON'T THINK SO !! By the audio I got from the other side, it sounds like they're having a pretty good time in there, if you know what I mean
*hint hint wink wink* ;P ewwww nasties!! I was talking about beating eachother up and playing video games!!! Ahaha jkjk. But seriously, the image of a buncha pubescent boys in one house having a sleepover, just disturbs me... They could be looking at porn on the web for all we knew! Ok I'll just conclude this as: GUYS + SLEEPOVERS = not good if you like your house in one piece xD - Julia
*hint hint wink wink* ;P ewwww nasties!! I was talking about beating eachother up and playing video games!!! Ahaha jkjk. But seriously, the image of a buncha pubescent boys in one house having a sleepover, just disturbs me... They could be looking at porn on the web for all we knew! Ok I'll just conclude this as: GUYS + SLEEPOVERS = not good if you like your house in one piece xD - Julia
My Very Sexi Day.. with my cousin
- first, i woke up and called my cousin because she left me 2 calls. i hadnt realized she was ALREADY in my house.
- then we were forced to play "the new super mario bros. wii"
- we made sandwiches and i untied my chain
- then we had a very serious talk about chunky joes, relationships, the weather and how heavy our phones are.
- we watched "angus thongs and perfect snogging"
- we helped our grandmother clean her house
- went to borders
- ate fried rice at a "karaoke bar"
- made some chitchatbangbanggossipgossip
- ~Danielle
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Thursday, February 25, 2010
I Lost my Phone in bed
So I sleeping a few nights ago and i fell asleep in bed while I was resting my eyes while waiting for Danielle to text me back and then i couldn't find my phone the next day so i lifted my bed in the morning i started looking for it in my bed and I did the dummest thing ever: I started rubbing my bed as a gesture that was looking for my phone. I couldn't find it so the I lifted my bed and it was hard -.- Then i realized it was in between the crack of my bed. WOWOWOWOW. I'm so dumb. ._. By the way I'm one of those "I think I'll just rest my eyes while they text me back. *the next morning* DAMMIT!" people. (:
~Julian
Monday, February 22, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
support us :)
support & follow us please :)
and, show your support by posting tha soap on ur blog (cuz its cutee)
-Danielle
Crystal's Top Hat (:
Crystal Inacay's blog called "Crystal's Top Hat" is my inspiration of a blog. She's hella coolio. FROSH. Here's a link of her blog http://crystalstophat.blogspot.com/ (:
~Julian
Prissy Jackson
Ok , so this series is cool but the movie was badness. They messed up the whole story man! Welp , I like the Medusa Part.
~Julian
STARSTRUCK
Uggghh, this movie kinda annoys me.... the only thing thats good about it is that one song... "Something About the Sunshine" ??? wowowow, should i even be posting that?? xP
Heh, IDK. Well something that ISN'T suckish is the song "Two is Better Than One" by Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift. It's kinda old but its a good song x) Well that's all for today from me!
-Julia
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