Way Over Wonderland (W.O.W.): February 2010

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Sorry Little Asian Lady

I have really bad habits of hitting little asian ladies with carts at the grocery store. I feel like i should say sorry to them and pet them on the head. Ahaha. I was at Costco today and some asian lady got mad at me because I hit her with the cart , and I was like "What are you gonna do , you're just a little asian lady. What about I throw all of my groceries at your face?" She ran away from me. I'm so mean to asian ladies. WOOOOSH. If I could pick an item to throw at her , it would be the rice mostdef.
~Julian

Friday, February 26, 2010

Guys and Sleepovers: Why do they happen?

Todays subject is...*suspense grows in the air, it's getting stronger, and stronger!!!... ecch they just looked at the banner...that's no fun* Well anyways, today's subject is... GUYS and SLEEPOVERS. A few minutes ago, I got a call from my guy friend who was at a SLEEPOVER. When i found that out, I was all like "WTF?!?!" I mean seriously, when girls have sleepovers it's cool but guys...???... not so much. What exactly do they do at guy sleepovers? Paint their nails and have pillow fights? I DON'T THINK SO !! By the audio I got from the other side, it sounds like they're having a pretty good time in there, if you know what I mean
*hint hint wink wink* ;P ewwww nasties!! I was talking about beating eachother up and playing video games!!! Ahaha jkjk. But seriously, the image of a buncha pubescent boys in one house having a sleepover, just disturbs me... They could be looking at porn on the web for all we knew! Ok I'll just conclude this as: GUYS + SLEEPOVERS = not good if you like your house in one piece xD - Julia

My Very Sexi Day.. with my cousin

first, i woke up and called my cousin because she left me 2 calls. i hadnt realized she was ALREADY in my house.
then we were forced to play "the new super mario bros. wii"
we made sandwiches and i untied my chain
then we had a very serious talk about chunky joes, relationships, the weather and how heavy our phones are.
we watched "angus thongs and perfect snogging"
we helped our grandmother clean her house
went to borders
ate fried rice at a "karaoke bar"
made some chitchatbangbanggossipgossip
~Danielle

fwoosh... this is what you get when you mix W.O.W and Crystals Top Hat.

yeah...hoes have gone public now

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

I Lost my Phone in bed

So I sleeping a few nights ago and i fell asleep in bed while I was resting my eyes while waiting for Danielle to text me back and then i couldn't find my phone the next day so i lifted my bed in the morning i started looking for it in my bed and I did the dummest thing ever: I started rubbing my bed as a gesture that was looking for my phone. I couldn't find it so the I lifted my bed and it was hard -.- Then i realized it was in between the crack of my bed. WOWOWOWOW. I'm so dumb. ._. By the way I'm one of those "I think I'll just rest my eyes while they text me back. *the next morning* DAMMIT!" people. (:

~Julian